Michael Palin for President 2008--Approved by the Silly Party, USA

The following is propaganda, bordering on treason or common sense:


Finally, a Palin for the rest of us! Mr. Michael Palin, formerly of "Monty Python's Flying Circus", "Ripping Yarns", the films "A Fish Called Wanda" and "A Private Function" should be Our Next President.

The facts speak for themselves. In addition to being a world figure and a reputed nice man, Palin is also an explorer in the tradition of Magellan, Drake, Lewis and Clark, et al, leading a series of television documentary crews on global excursions around and over the poles and such to prove that the earth is indeed not flat. A man so brave that he once led an expedition in Peru to cross the Andes using frogs. He is a man not afraid to slap another man with a large fish. He is a lumberjack (and that's okay). He is a closet "trainspotter". Can Senators Mc Cain or Obama make similar claims?
Commander Palin is head and shoulders above any of the national nominees for Chief Executive and Vice-Chief. I understand that, unlike the major candidates, he not only writes books as they do, but reads those written by others as well!

Some in the USA will say, "Dream on, dude! That's downright unAmerican. That English dude from England is not an American citizen. You gotta be born here, bubba, right here in this here country or our territories. You hear me! Born here and the like, junior. Don't make me tell you again! "


But thanks to Article Two, Section 9 of the American Constitution of 1787, there is an "nullification clause" to that--slipped in by the Founding Fathers out of fear that just such a situation could come to pass as we face now, to wit:

"Congress shall have the power to rejoin our late enemies government if this experiment in self-government by the free and independent states proves to be a bigger pain in the arse than it is worth. So, if this whole Enlightenment thing goes gunny-bags, disregard all this other stuff about a "more prefect union" and all. We really got too carried away. Sorry. Sorry."

Or, as James Madison ("The Father of the Constitution") said in Philadelphia's Independence Hall during the Constitutional Debates, "Why should we assume future generations will be able to maintain a republic? Is it not possible, my fellow delegates, that our government's Representatives can and indeed will one day be as corrupt and as bad as that pack of rum-swilling ineffectual card-playing whore-mongers those guys back in London, or whatever the place is called, are? Why should we as Americans be heavily taxed to support a local government as bad as anything the King's ministers' could offer us--and at a better rate?"

To which the great elder statesman Benjamin Franklin replied: "Sounds good, Jimmy. Now can anyone remind me where to pee?"
So, it all could work out by a simple two thirds majority in the Congress. Our nation is in crisis. Let's us before it is too late put the right Palin in the White House!

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