Driven mad by repetitions of a Americans for Xenophobia 30-second anti-Canadian television attack ad--- stating that Obama and McCain were "tools of the Ottawa Cabal"--a still-unidentified United States Border Patrol officer attacked a Canadian guard post station near Niagara, New York.
He was repelled. No word about a potential Yank counter-attack.
Hahaha, what fun... One swipe sorts that dispute out, oh that it were always so easy!!
ReplyDeleteYes, that was quite a good-sized kipper. I thought those were outlawed by the Geneva Conventions.
ReplyDeleteOnly if smoked! ;-)
ReplyDeleteOnly if smoked! ;-)
ReplyDeleteSorry Doug, a multiply message shot up on the screen and said there was a problem. I deleted the second identical comment, in case you are wondering what the deletion was about...........pfftt
ReplyDeleteSorry Doug, a multiply message shot up on the screen and said there was a problem. I deleted the second identical comment, in case you are wondering what the deletion was about...........pfftt
ReplyDeleteSorry it happened again and I had to sign off! Well at least you know I wasn't cussing!;-)
ReplyDeleteSorry it happened again and I had to sign off! Well at least you know I wasn't cussing!;-)
ReplyDeleteNo problem Cassandra. It's happened to me. I often wondered if the Pythons were "smoked" a bit when they came up with some of these wonderful but...well, silly sketches.
ReplyDeleteHaha I remember that python skit! nice one Doug.
ReplyDelete"That's a fine kettle of fish you've gotten ourselves into....."
ReplyDeleteAnd a doubly fine fish out of the kettle into the river as well!!!
time to dry out....
Of course you realise that Lincoln was assassinated by a Canadian secret agent don't you Doug, how much longer must the US play second fiddle to the Canadian empire? Are we all in favour of a border fence before it all gets completely out of hand. All those in favour say 'Aye'
ReplyDelete(Vous vous rendez compte que Lincoln par un agent assassiné secret Canadien Doug, combien de plus long les USA doivent-ils jouer le deuxième violon à l'empire canadien condamné ? Sommes-nous tous en faveur d'une barrière à la frontière avant qu'elle toute obtienne complètement hors de toute réflexion ? ….Tout ceux en faveur indiquent ' ; aye' )
The Canucks killed Lincoln?? Revanche!!!
ReplyDeleteThat's right, AA, we must seal the borders! Drive the fur-trappers, moose-clubbing woodsmen, and caber-wielding giant rubes with Scots surnames back before the USA suffers the fate of Poland in 1939.
As Churchill said, "The Canadian is either at your feet or at your throat."
My French teacher in high school once gave me a "D" on a test. He was from Quebec. Don't think I haven't fogotten, Mr. Levesque, wherever you are hiding.
"No Pasaran!" (I hope that's not Spanish.)
Thanks. Special thanks to Mr. Cleese and Mr. Palin. Probably the funniest fifteen seconds ever broadcast on television.
ReplyDeleteIndeed, Catherine. I hope no fish we're actually harmed in the making of that joke.
ReplyDeleteSacre bleu....non les poissons avec une petit peau d'leau Canadien, (et citron, je mange oui, cest marvellouses de pan francois ) en le R. Ste. Laurent de la cite Montreal?, nos le mort, le poisson cest haz (Bouillabaise de Canada?)
ReplyDelete(Mon Dieu ayudez moi !!!! et le formidable grand poisson....sil vous plait.) merci beaucoup.
What--everybody on Multiply knows French but me?
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